Today I heard on the news, that a prize winner still has not claimed the 5 million euro jackpot, he (or she) won almost a year ago. According to the rules, now you have to hand the money over to the Dutch treasury.
So, how about you give the money to me? It would be a tax deductible expense, as I am a great charity (female, MSc Geology, unemployed). I would even let you keep a third. Half? 75%?
Think about it, dear state lottery, civil disobedience is da bomb these days (San Francisco mayor: you rock!).
Yours sincerely,
ps. my mail address is in the sidebar…
