This is my new bed:
It is the “Lillehammer” from IKEA (by the way, have you ever got the feeling, when browsing through the IKEA catalog, that you are actually checking out male escorts, because half of their stuff is named Billy or Ivar or Stan?).
Anyway, I assembled the bed all by myself! Ok, it took me two hours, and i now have three blisters on the palm of my right hand… but: hey! I thought we agreed yesterday that i am genial, not technical.