The negotiations went fairly easy this year. No diplomatic crises, no cold war. All parties were happy with the outcome of the conference; no hushing peace talks afterward. Our special ‘iron out all difficulties’-diplomat had nothing to do all day. Even the compromises, compensation measures and bribery money weren’t necessary at all!
Who said I was discussing Turkey’s EU membership? No, I am talking about a much more sensitive subject: the annual distribution of Christmas dinner locations. Where to eat turkey, so to say. But, as I said before, things went very smoothly this year. Christmas day is for my parents, and we spend Boxing Day at MyLove’s parents. X-mas eve we spend at home- under our x-mas tree 
I wish, that all the world’s problems could be solved this easy…
